Cheeky Garden Stake Signs – Willow Creek

Cheeky Garden Stake Signs

Cheeky Garden Stake Signs

Cheeky Garden Stake Signs

Cheeky Garden Stake Signs

Cheeky Garden Stake Signs

Cheeky Garden Stake Signs

Cheeky Garden Stake Signs

Cheeky Garden Stake Signs

Cheeky Garden Stake Signs

Cheeky Garden Stake Signs

Cheeky Garden Stake Signs

Cheeky Garden Stake Signs

$8.99

Free same-day curbside collect.

Add some personality to your garden with these witty cast iron plant markers. A fun way to label your plants while giving guests (or yourself) a good laugh. Sturdy, weather-resistant, and easy to stake into soil, they’re made to last—whether or not your plants do.

Choose from five phrases:

My Next Victim
Thirsty B***h
Please Don’t Die
Grow, Damn It
This Might Be a Weed

Made from cast iron with a weathered white finish, these signs are perfect for garden beds, planters, or gifting to your favourite plant lover. Sold individually.

We currently only offer shipping within Canada through a courier service, as Canada Post is unavailable due to the postal strike.

Please note: Certain items on our website may have shipping restrictions due to size, weight, or fragility. If you experience any issues during checkout, it may be because one or more items in your cart is not eligible for shipping.

Updated Flat Rate Courier Shipping

Manitoba (MB): $22 flat rate
Western Canada (AB, SK, BC): $30 flat rate
Central Canada (ON, QC): $30 flat rate
Eastern Canada (NB, NS, PEI, NL): $40 flat rate
Northern Territories (YT, NT, NU): $50 flat rate

Free Shipping:
Orders over $250 within Canada qualify for free shipping.

Curbside Collect

Place your order online and collect at our storefront:
1-175 Roblin Blvd. East Winkler, MB

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You'll receive an email when your order is ready for pickup (please keep an eye on your junk mail) at our store during business hours. You can either call us at 204-362-3346 for curbside delivery or come inside to pick it up.

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